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This letter to the Red States first posted on About.com is making the rounds suggesting the secession of the traditionally Blue States (predominantly liberal) from those states that vote traditionally for the GOP, or Red States (not so liberal), so we thought we’d tell you about it.
It lays out a compelling set of reasons to split the United States into two different countries, drawing some reasoning from the current election campaign.
Is it serious? Probably not, but it sure got us to thinking here in WeHo News Plaza.
WeHo News hasn’t vetted these assertions nor have we sought out secessionists from the Red States against which to balance these views (although we expect they might trumpet such cultural icons as Waffle Houses, assault weapons, Jim Beam, Branston, Missouri, Nashville and Ted Haggert – well maybe not Ted), higher levels of Christian worship, higher rates of teen pregnancy, more teen suicides, higher crime rates, and lower education levels.


As Anonymous puts it…
Dear Red States,
We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics, and we've decided we're leaving.
"Legitimate rape." Sheesh!
We in California intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes New York, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states. We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get openly-gay CA State Assembly Speaker John Perez and Elizabeth Warren. You get Rick Perry and Todd Akin.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel, Google, Apple and Microsoft. You get Wal-Mart.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama, and oh yeah, Mississippi.
We get the two-thirds of the tax revenue we put into the kitty. You get to make your states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that the E.S.A. will be anti-war and we're going to want all our citizens back from Afghanistan at once.
If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.
We wish you success in Afghanistan, and possibly Iran as well, but we're not willing to spend our resources in these sorts of pursuits.
Since we're predominantly pro-choice, you can finally undo Roe V Wade and make your women folk happy they can have their rapists's babies without having to consider aborting the fetus.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans and their projected (and escalating) health care costs, 92 percent of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
In Blue States, an emphasis on education overall, and science and math in particular, gives the populace a leg up on critical thinking skills.
You get to teach your kids that Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs and that all they need to know is found in the Holy Bible.
In the Red States, 38 percent believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory and creationism should be taught on equal footing, 53 percent that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.
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